(EP1) You Don't Know Me, Or Anybody

Shelia: Reanne, its time for school!

Shelia: Reanne? Reanne!

Reanne: I'm awake..!

Sheila: Quickly, go shower!

Reanne: Okay, okay.

Charlotte: Hey! HEY!

Kenny: What!?

Charlotte: Were you even listening to me? Quit watching yuri anime and start listening to me!

Kenny: Ugh, fine.

Kenny: *turns off phone*

Kenny: What were you saying?

Charlotte: I was talking about Jessica. I think she likes you!

Reanne: Jessica?

Charlotte: Yeah, I have seen Ken hang out with her a lot..

Kenny: Why would Jessica like ME?

Reanne: Yeah, why would she like this idiot?

Kenny: HEY!

Romeo: Stop it, children.

Sheila: You are going to be late to the school bus!

Charlotte: Mum, its only 7:53. The bus arrives at 8:55!

Romeo: Sheila, that is true.

Sheila: But I just don't want Gustav, Nora, and Kira to be late!

Kenny: That is not our names!

Charlotte: Mum!

Reanne: Relax, I get called Reanna a lot, and I don't get upset.

Romeo: Maybe you should listen to your sister for once.

Charlotte: Yea, I'm going to go to the bus stop ..

Reanne: Wait for us, Charlotte!!

Kenny: I bet I'll beat you all!!

Reanne: Hell no!

---AT SCHOOL---

Betty: *whispering* I cannot believe that you're late!

Jessica: Why are you acting like Mrs. Jewelle?

Betty: Its because you are 2 hours over! I can't imagine what kind of trouble you would get into ..

Jessica: Its because of my parents, they made me practice more math than usual.

Betty: Ugh, its ALWAYS parents.

---AFTER CLASS---

Kymberly: Hey Meredith, I noticed June likes MY crush!!

Meredith: How? If she does, I'll beat her bitch ass up!

Kymberly: June keeps on wanting to spend time with him!

Meredith: Not gonna lie, she is pretty hot. I think we have competition ..

Kymberly: No, Evelyn is the slut-of-the-year. It would never be June.

Meredith: I have an idea!

Kymberly: What is it?

Meredith: Lets gather all of the others and head to the little girls room!

Kymberly: I'll call Kat!

---IN THE BATHROOM---

Kat: So. What is the plan?

Meredith: The plan is I set Kymberly up with June as 'friends' and Kymberly will be able to get closer to Samuel!

Cecile: Good luck. Here, have my good luck charm.

Kymberly: Strawberry flavor?

Cecile: Yea, I have good taste. Gotta run!

Meredith: Oh, I have the same flavor chapstick AND brand!

Kymberly: That's cool! Lemme text my sis real quick ..

---AFTER SCHOOL---

Kymberly: June! June! Ju-

June: Yeah? What the hell do you want? You wanna punch me in the lips?

Kymberly: No! Never!

June: Wha--what- WAIT how do I--

Kymberly: So *puts finger on June's lips* I overheard that you and Samuel were heading to your house to play games. Can I come?

June: No. I only invited Daisy and Samuel. Go eat shit with your little friends!

Kymberly: But Ju--

June: I SAID NO! BYE, BYE, BITCH!

---THE NEXT DAY--- Kat: Did it work?

Kymberly: No, I didn't! That bitch seems too be so tough.

Cecile: Ugh. That chapstick always works. Oh fucking well.

Kymberly: Curse the chapstick.

Meredith: Did you even put it on?

Kymberly: Yes, but it didn't taste good. Spare me.

Meredith: THAT is why I keep it at home. L-M-F-A-O.